once upon a time there was a jug. so this jug figured out that people don't like jugs. jugs spill things everywhere. jugs pour drinks for people that don't want them. jugs try to pour without thinking about it and then end up splashing and stuff. everyone can just peer into the jug and see exactly what's inside... well that's what they thought because they could see a certain colour and consistency. so eventually the jug got sick and tired of disappointing people and being a problem. so it became a bottle.

so the bottle sits. it's a tinted, ribbed bottle... so you cant' see what's inside clearly. it has a cap so nothing spills. it's sure of itself. and it's always "half full". always.

people seemed to like the bottle. so the jug decided never to change back.

the end.