shouldn't you be at church?

10:10- jasy : can you drive me to church?
mom : i said i wasn't goign to drive you.
jasy : what?! no you didn't... when did you say that?
mom : at 9:30 when i was tryign to wake you up and you wouldn';t get up and you said "why should i get up now"
jasy : huh?! you tried to wake me up at 9:30??... can you please just drive me to church?

[five minutes later]
i am still being ignored by my mother chopping up cucumbers for my sister's birthday party.
honestly i don't remember any of that stuff that happened at 9:30

so that's why i'm not at church.