quotes from 'club dc'

bee: wow. that was the longest pee ever. I think my bladder lost its elasticity.

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guy1: did you say naughty?
guy2: NOT...
guy1: ohhhhhh.

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asian: she'll probably ask something like "at what angle is the leaning tower of Pisa at?"..
non-asian: ...less than 45 degrees?
asian: 5.5 degrees.
non-asian: ... less than 45 degrees.